你不敢相信的奇葩分手理由

szbenzhuan

分手了还会有什么借口吗？有！各种奇葩分手理由，无奇不有。必克英语的老师们总结了十大奇葩分手的理由，大家一起来盘点一下吧！

1. My boyfriend told me to stop wearing my Disney sweaters…I broke up with him.

男朋友要我不要再穿我的迪士尼毛衣……我就和他分手了。

2. I had to break up with my ex because he dyed his hair blonde and I realized he looked exactly like my brother.

我必须我前任分手，因为他把头发染成了金色，这让他看上去像极了我亲兄弟

3. After he told me he used Bing instead of Google, I knew it could never work out. You just can't trust a person like that.

他跟我说他用的是必应而不是谷歌，我就觉得我们不能在一起了。你根本不能信任一个用必应的人啊。

4. I became aware that I needed to break up with my boyfriend after my psychic told me to.

我的巫师让我跟男友分手以后，我就觉得我应该和他分手。

5. She ordered weird stuff on her pizza, so I knew it wasn't going to work out.

她点披萨时要加些奇奇怪怪的东西在上面，我觉得我们不能在一起了。

6. I knew I had to break up with my last girlfriend because she didn't accept my koolaid addiction.

我和我前女朋友分手的原因是她不能接受我喜欢喝酷爱（koolaid）饮料。

7. I broke up with a girl solely because she was a lady gaga nut.

我和一个女孩分手，就因为她是Lady Gaga的狂热粉丝。

8. I broke up with my last boyfriend primarily because he wasn't nerdy enough.

我和我前男友分手主要是因为他不够蠢萌。

9. I broke up with a girl because she got mad when I played my ukulele.

我和一个女孩分手，因为我弹尤克里里的时候她会很生气。

10. I broke up with my boyfriend because he pours in milk and then the cereal. That s**t is unacceptable!

我和男朋友分手，因为他先倒奶再加麦片，简直不可理喻！

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v1017

表示没有get到笑点 啊 中西文化差异大