17. When you have friends over and your mom asks if you guys want snacks。
请朋友来家里玩的时候，老妈会问“你们想不想吃点心？”
*Brings outtray of TV show inspired snacks*
拿点肥皂剧必备点心出来。
"Do you girls want some 'Oliva Pope-Corn'?"
“孩子们，想吃爆米花么？”
"Nah, I'd rather have Liz Lemon's 'Night Cheese', please."
“呃，我比较想吃奶酪，谢啦。”

18. Free coffee。
免费咖啡。
This DIY iced coffee, or that French pressed coffee. At home it's your coffee, your way。
自制冰咖啡或法压咖啡，在家想做什么咖啡就做什么咖啡。

19. Free alcohol。
免费酒水。

20. Free food everywhere。
到处都是免费的食物。

21. When your family orders pizza, it's more like an event, rather than another MTWThF night at some unacceptable hour。
在家里点披萨比较郑重其事，而不像在学校那样在某个倒霉的晚上才不合时宜地点披萨做夜宵。
Or actually making this homemade, fancy pants pizza。
或者在家里自制一个超级美的披萨。

22. Shouting "MOMDAD" when you're having a cooking emergency instead of trying to juggle your cellphone and a pan that's on fire。
做饭时出了状况，你可以大叫“爸！妈！”，而不是一边看着锅着火，一边慌慌张张地打电话。
Maybe after this summer they'll trust you enough to let you to use the butane torch. oooooh。
也许过了这个暑假，他们终于可以放心让你用丁烷点火枪了。好吧。。。

23. Eating every single crispy, juicy piece of food that your Mom or Dad cooks on the grill。
可以吃到爸妈在烤架上烤好的各种酥脆多汁的食物。
Then out-grill your old man after mas
tering these grilling tips。
还可以吃完就跑。不过掌握烧烤技巧后你就不需要爸妈啦。

24. There will not so many classes to join any mall。
再也不用上课了。

25. We can have a party with who didn't see for a long time。
终于可以有时间和很久没见面的朋友有个聚会了。（转载）